I am thinking of having an apple as I type this. Actually
chuck that because to be quite honest, I was thinking of ordering a Margherita Pizza with extra cheese from
Domino’s right now, since I am home alone and the Menu card that got delivered
to me with the morning newspaper is proof enough that the Universe wants me to
have a pizza foreplay today. Maybe by the time I get to the end of this post,
this pizza laden desire will go away.
By the way I am also thinking about grilling some Vegetarian
Seekh Kebab later this evening. It is
4’o clock already but Seekh kebabs are
not the ones to be affected by the Indian Standard Time. Sadly, today morning
as I lay in the Shavasana pose during
my powerless yoga class, I had made a resolution to not eat anything that
would make me spread like a dough with yeast in it. Speaking of dough with
yeast in it, I am still thinking about ordering that pizza. Oh did you know
that I have some home-made chocolate syrup in the refrigerator? Pretty easy to make you know. Some brown
sugar, some good quality cocoa powder, some vanilla essence and some water, boiled
and reduced till you reach the syrup like consistency. How about killing the seekh kebab idea and making some nice
fluffy pancakes. It would soak my chocolate syrup so well. Oh Yes!
Green tea is good. I had two cups of green tea today. So I
guess I deserve to go out and buy a Paneer
Bhurji Puff Pastry for an evening snack. I know I had that yesterday but
something about a nice crumbly puff with a melt-in-your-mouth filling of Paneer and caramelized onions deserves
my attention even today. I am already forgetting about the Margherita pizza.
What will mom cook for dinner? There are some Cauliflowers and
a few White radishes lying unattended inside the fridge. Maybe I will ask her
to make me some Gobi Mooli ke Parathe
with a chunk of butter melting in the divine heat of the paratha. That reminds me that I need to go buy some sweet lime pickle
because nothing compliments a Mooli
paratha than a sweet lime pickle.
Yesterday I wanted to have some chocolate. But I was dieting
so I did what a prudent girl like me would do. Yes, I made some chocolate brownies.
It was eggless and butter-less of course because I don’t like compromising with
my health. But a chocolate brownie needs its best friend to give you a happily
ever after. So I went out and bought some Vanilla ice-cream and boy! It sure
was divine. Dieting is for losers.
Losers as in people who lose, some weight. I am not a loser.
Did I tell you guys that I became 65 kilos from 63 kilos?
Help me out here and tell me if you know exactly why this is happening to me. We
can sit together and come to a conclusion while we share that Margherita Pizza which is still ruling
my mind. Or you can take a walk with me while I go buy that much delicate Paneer Bhurji puff. Who am I kidding, we will take the car,
even if the shop is like a 100 mts away.
Whatever happened to the apple I was thinking of having
while I started with the post? May be I should think about my waistline and just
stick to having an apple. No Margherita
Pizza, No seekh Kebab, No Paneer Bhurji Puff, No pancake with my amazing
home-made chocolate syrup, No Gobi Mooli
ke parathe, No melting butter. Just one good old, low calorie, doctor
repelling Apple. After all, I am not
someone who breaks a SHAVASANA RESOLUTION.
P.S- I am posting this a day later. Yes, I just had an apple
as I said……in the gorgeous, divine, exquisite form of…….. an APPLE PIE. Jesus Christ!! Victoria’s Secret should come
up with a body mist that smells like an Apple pie with a hint of Cinnamon in
it. Oh God!!!!!
P.P.S- HELP ME!! SOS!!!
P.P.P.S- Judicial service exam got over!! Phew! Chennai will
happen next week because I have an interview scheduled with a law firm. I might
either become a cranky judge or I might become a cranky Criminal Lawyer. I am
fine either way! Just pray for me and my waistline, Will you?
