Wednesday, 14 September 2011

OUR MONKEY MAN




Ladeeej and Genthalman! I have nothing to humour you with. My brain has been molested by an ugly dream, which haunted me yesterday night. A dream/nightmare which brought back memories of an incident I am still trying to forget. I cannot tell you about the HAPPENING because it’s very demeaning and makes a complete monkey out of me. But I shall give you a clue.

“HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED BY A MONKEY?”

Moving on, did you hear about our cricketer Mr THAPPADKHANEWALA Sreeshanths car? The ARSEWIPE owns a BMW x6 and that is not good enough to reach his ishtandards! The Monkey Man forced the BMW dealership in Kerala to reverse the ‘6’to ‘9’. So now it reads BMW x9.

As a law student I would like to tell him that if BMW was jobless enough to care about your car the way I did and if they ever catch you Red Handed with the Ulta 6, they can sue the devil out of you and your ass will be behind the iron bars.



P.S- I too have the right to bullshit and write posts which should never be published. Happy Birthday to me :D
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49 comments:

  1. Superrrnickkk...!!!!14 September 2011 at 23:35

    Really..??? Oh.. Namade gopu monede ororu kathagale...!!! Onunine onnu mecham :D happyburrthaday myadaam :) gaad bless...!!

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  2. DawnZhang14 September 2011 at 23:41

    Really? :O He did that? :O Funny person :| LOL, worth publishing honey, don't worry! :D

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  3. Saru Singhal15 September 2011 at 00:42

    It's your bday...Happy Birthday...:)

    I cant stand this guy...Forget BMW, even Rolls Royce can't bring any reputation to him....

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  4. Anonymous15 September 2011 at 01:30

    am kinda confused now, the photo has seedha 6 :(
    well, 6 :)

    and it's the day to act like a monkey and make fool of ourselves...you just joined the Club-Fools :D

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  5. Anonymous15 September 2011 at 01:30

    i forgot to mention :( like i did today :D its good to be silly at times...and can i tell BMW about this please and get some extra cash :D

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  6. Shobhit15 September 2011 at 03:15

    :D

    A very Happy Birthday to you ! :D

    Now now, we are waiting to hear the details of the altercation you had with the monkey. :D

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  7. Raghavendra Mutt15 September 2011 at 04:03

    first of all, Many Many happy returns of the day..!!!!! God bless u..


    about the post: ROFL...!!!

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  8. Red Handed15 September 2011 at 05:15

    @Superrrnickkkk- Thanks man! And yes he is just so crajee no? And a massive attitude problem.
    @DawnZhang- thanks girl! Yes the fool did this.
    @Saru Singhal- Ooooh Rolls Royce. That is my true love.ooooo
    @Chintan- Gahahha do tht if u can. Ulta 6 !! Wat the fuck he thinks f himself!
    @Shobhit- nonoonno never...*shudders*.being slapped by a monkey...nothing more embaressing thn tht.
    @ Raghu- thankyou so much!

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  9. CookieCrumbsInc.15 September 2011 at 08:19

    Meh, who cares about that monkeyhead... He's already done enough to shame Malayalees in the national arena. To hell with him and his car!
    But BMW?! Seriously?!! GAH.

    Hope you had a good one:)

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  10. Anonymous15 September 2011 at 08:52

    LOL.. I can't stand that cricketer at all!!

    Happy birthday gurl! Have a fantastic time!! :)

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  11. BGT15 September 2011 at 09:32

    Ohh dear !!! So, you are also one Sreesanth fan ?? (Pun Intended)

    Happy Birthday :)

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  12. kalpak n.15 September 2011 at 09:53

    i hate shreesanth more than i hate justin bieber. the only place suitable for him in the indian team is that of head cheerleader.

    and hes making an ass of himself by inverting the 6. bmw 6 looks like a saint in front of the beastly bat mobile that the x9 is. or is he indicating something with that 6-9???? maybe poor boy wants some action :)

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  13. Kanthu15 September 2011 at 10:26

    belated, but stil happy happy birthday..:-)

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  14. Janhvi15 September 2011 at 11:02

    Belated happy birthday. We can all be silly at times; and b'day is d-day to be just the way we want.
    :)

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  15. DawnZhang15 September 2011 at 11:31

    OYEE SHIT! :O DIDN'T SEE YOUR BIRTHDAY THING! :O HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURLIEEE! KEEP WRITING :D *dances* :D

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  16. Bharathi15 September 2011 at 11:53

    Happy Birthday Red!!

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  17. partha15 September 2011 at 11:57

    Belated b'day wishes... hope u had a grt time...
    Sreeshant what can u say abt him. For all the talent he had he would have gone places if he had his brain in ryt location... Inverting that 6 seriously wats wrong with him

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  18. Red Handed15 September 2011 at 12:03

    @Priyanka- oh i had the best bday ever! Love to you girl!
    @metagravity- Thanks a lot!
    @Binu Thomas- hahha thanks!
    @Kalpak n- Hahahah..maybe he is pointing out the beast within his saint like face. Really??!!
    @Kanthu- Thankyou sooo much! @Jahnvi- you said it my girl! Thanks!!
    @Dawnzhang- *does bhangra steps and falls fall first* Thanks!
    @Bharati- Belated! Thanks a lot!

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  19. Chemicalfunk15 September 2011 at 12:08

    Happy birthday to you honey!!

    Bless!!

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  20. Chemicalfunk15 September 2011 at 12:10

    Sree is more unpredictable with his dancing skills than his deliveries!!

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  21. Srinidhi15 September 2011 at 12:14

    Oh no. New level of idiot :p

    Hope you had a nice day!! :)

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  22. kei15 September 2011 at 12:15

    happy birthday!! =)

    ur blessed with ur skills

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  23. Red Handed15 September 2011 at 12:24

    @Partha- True! If only he used the talen he got the way it should be. @Chemicalfunk- hahahah! Thankyou! Werent you the one who made it so special?
    @Srinidhi- Thankyou soooo much! @Kharren- hey that was sweet f you.thanks!

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  24. Chemicalfunk15 September 2011 at 12:26

    Am i?? :P You know it better :P

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  25. Anil Sawan15 September 2011 at 12:41

    happy birthday red!

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  26. Menachery15 September 2011 at 12:53

    lmao ... he is one "amazing character ".. :D ..
    Happy birthday girl ... wish you the very best of what life has to offer ...love <3

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  27. Spaceman Spiff15 September 2011 at 14:32

    Gopumone dosham paranja deivam kobhikkum. Aruthu, kunje, aruthu. :P
    (I hope you go that).

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  28. Chandana15 September 2011 at 15:12

    I cant stand this guy! Bah him and his BMW..

    Hope you had an awesome bday! :)

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  29. Atrocious Scribblings15 September 2011 at 15:21

    If it wasn't bad enough that practically anyone and everyone drives a BMW these days, among a billion other people in India, it had to be Shanthakumaran SlappedbyaMonkey Sreesanth.

    *poof* there goes my respect for BMW.

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  30. Suruchi15 September 2011 at 15:23

    happy birthday again...and god bless!

    these cricketers and this cricket is so over hyped in our country...wish we all had better things to do than make these guys so filthy rich that they do and get things they don't deserve:-)

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  31. Sushmit15 September 2011 at 16:10

    Haipppy baarday maydam ji :)

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  32. Cloud Nine15 September 2011 at 16:38

    Happy Birthday Red! And Sreesanth is sucha disgrace to Malluland... Mad man!

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  33. Red Handed15 September 2011 at 17:04

    @Chemicalfunk- Ahem!! Ahem! You know everything.
    @sawan- Thankyou!
    @Menachery- Thanks a lot! Your card was the sweetest! Love!
    @ spacemanspiff- io daivame! Athu nyaan orthillallo..lol!
    @thegirlatfirstavenue- oh yesss i had!!
    @Atrocious Scribblings- Lol poor BMW is the one suffering here.
    @suruchi-Thanks! This man is definitely talented. If only he cud just shut up and play well.
    @Sushmit- thankyou sirjee! Heh @Cloud Nine- Mad man! So true! Disgraceful!

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  34. Musings of a Troubled Mind15 September 2011 at 17:54

    WTF!!! roflmao... thanks for a good laugh girl..
    want some real fun? Read this blog. Its hot-selling stuff all over blogsville now

    http://raagshahana.blogspot.com/2011/09/open-letter-to-delhi-boy.html?spref=fb

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  35. Cяystal15 September 2011 at 18:15

    Realized Sreesanth's nose curls up in a funny way if you look at it a li'l close? :| Er, apart from that, he could have a BMW Or a Merc, we aint even getting a Nano. :S
    and hello, nice blog there .. and vary vary Happy birrrthday to you ! Wish you had an amazing, monkey birthday :D and i am following you, now, Red Sir ! :p

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  36. Cяystal15 September 2011 at 18:16

    *Red lady , i am so sorry ! :D

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  37. Ananya15 September 2011 at 22:36

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RED!!! :') am late to wish you.. down with high fever *blows her kerchief* but anyway.. Blessed Be..much much love to you :)

    P.S: can you believe that I had a crush on the THAPPADKHANEWALA?? :/ :D

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  38. Red Handed15 September 2011 at 22:46

    @Musings of a troubled mind- heh me so happy you laughed. I checked out tht open letter yesterdat itself. I am not gonna say anything about it. :D
    @Crystal- thankyou so much man! Means a lot. I am gonna visit you now.
    @Ananya- Realy? Crush on him out of all the people alive? Awww..btw thankyou for the wish!

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  39. Komal 15 September 2011 at 23:08

    I saw a lion running after me in one dream and i don't know how, the other moment i was running after it. :o
    Crazy dreams. :P

    And, what about the birthday thing? Don't tell me you are Virgo, as well. :D

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  40. Blasphemous Aesthete15 September 2011 at 23:13

    Don't worry, if he gifts you the BMW, he'll get the 6 right.
    Happy Birthday again!


    Cheers,
    Blasphemous Aesthete

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  41. Musings of a Troubled Mind15 September 2011 at 23:54

    The insensitive prick that I am forgot to wish you... a belated happy birthday. May you have a wonderful year ahead. God bless :)

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  42. Kunal16 September 2011 at 01:20

    A very happy birthday Red Handed and keep those posts coming which should never be published.. :)

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  43. Anita Jeyan 16 September 2011 at 03:02

    Simply proves that being cheap is in his blood and he clearly doesnt deserve a BMW !!!

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  44. Red Handed16 September 2011 at 03:02

    @KN- Hahahaha but mine was the exact recording of the past...sigh!!! I am a virgo my girl...are u?
    @Musings of a troubled mind- eee..lol its fine, considering the fact that my birthday is now belated. Thanks !
    @Blasphemous Aesthete- okie so i might start liking him 1% atleast if he gifts me tht.
    @Kuna- Aww...that was real sweet of you Man!

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  45. Red Handed16 September 2011 at 03:06

    @Anita- true true true!

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  46. Stranger!17 September 2011 at 14:00

    Oops.. Guess I am late in wishing u.. Anyway, Belated Happy Birthday, Red !
    And haha, poor monkey boy.. May god save him from your rage :P

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  47. Mishilicious Mishi17 September 2011 at 17:17

    a very warm Belated HAppy birthday sweetheart.em so sorry I missed your post earlier:-( hope you had a great day:-)

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  48. Red Handed18 September 2011 at 11:46

    @Stranger- thaankyou so much!
    @Mishi- better late than never! Thaaanks a lot my girl!

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  49. R-A-J29 September 2011 at 22:03

    Hey Virgo, hope ur bday ws swell!!!

    Belated bday wishes, Red!!!

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